January 2012
rainy days and mondays by the carpenters
my friend’s mom has this recipe for brussel sprouts that involves grey poupon mustard and every time she makes them my friend asks “can i poupon the brussel sprouts now” and every time i think about it i laugh so hard.
Anonymous asked: How do you do your bangs?
eboracum replied to your photo: it’s like i have to get up but i don’t wanna
your kitty is so cute awww
ahhh i know right, thank you!!!
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Me: Pachelbel wrote Canon in D, which is funny because-
Caroline: Taco Bell did NOT write Canon in D.
i have pizza
operation: grow eyebrows thicker is completed holla
my mom believes in astrology and homeopathy and power animals and has 32 episodes of ancient aliens recorded but i turned out alright
I LOVE MY CAT
i like jesse eisenberg for his personality
i do not find him very attractive
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“ew! these taste like real pizza!”
– eli, on pizza combos
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my sister is getting me a camera as a graduation present and also helping me pay for my prom dress
in short i have the best sister and i miss her :((( i haven’t seen her since spring of 2010 boo hoo come home
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i can’t be the only one who gets a little peeved when they see people who are english/english education/etc majors who make common spelling/grammatical errors frequently
my sister hates my cat and keeps complaining about her
shut the fuck up and move out you’re 29 years old you stupid bitch
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what’s so bad about soup and pipes
Today is going to be the worst day ever everything sucks and I hope to die
I wonder if people have ever taken a picture with me “accidentally” in the background because they thought I was ridiculous in some fashion or outstandingly unattractive
If I could put this in a read more I would but I can’t on my phone!!!! This is going to be a bad week! I have an English paper to type and shopping to do and I got my period today and what really makes it the worst is all the shit I have to do for competition this week. Unbelievable oh my god it’s all due Friday and I have so much work to do not even just for my web site but for my...
marththebland:
the ILLiad, by homey
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american football makes me feel like it’s summer but then i realize i am wrapped in a blanket and typing a paper about hamlet that’s due tomorrow
