January 2012
Listenrainy days and mondays by the carpenters
Jan 26th
my friend’s mom has this recipe for brussel sprouts that involves grey poupon mustard and every time she makes them my friend asks “can i poupon the brussel sprouts now” and every time i think about it i laugh so hard.
Jan 26th
Anonymous asked: How do you do your bangs?
Jan 26th
eboracum replied to your photo: it’s like i have to get up but i don’t wanna your kitty is so cute awww ahhh i know right, thank you!!!
Jan 26th
1 tag
Jan 26th
4 notes
Jan 26th
3 notes
Me: Pachelbel wrote Canon in D, which is funny because-
Caroline: Taco Bell did NOT write Canon in D.
Jan 26th
2 notes
i have pizza
Jan 26th
1 note
Jan 26th
85 notes
Jan 26th
29 notes
Jan 23rd
93 notes
Jan 23rd
85 notes
Jan 23rd
1,764 notes
operation: grow eyebrows thicker is completed holla
Jan 23rd
Jan 23rd
1,091 notes
Jan 23rd
651 notes
my mom believes in astrology and homeopathy and power animals and has 32 episodes of ancient aliens recorded but i turned out alright
Jan 23rd
4 notes
I LOVE MY CAT
Jan 23rd
1 note
Jan 22nd
2 notes
Jan 22nd
5,139 notes
Jan 21st
269 notes
Jan 21st
i like jesse eisenberg for his personality i do not find him very attractive
Jan 20th
Jan 20th
25 notes
1 tag
“ew! these taste like real pizza!”
– eli, on pizza combos
Jan 20th
2 tags
Jan 20th
149 notes
Jan 19th
1 note
my sister is getting me a camera as a graduation present and also helping me pay for my prom dress in short i have the best sister and i miss her :((( i haven’t seen her since spring of 2010 boo hoo come home
Jan 19th
2 tags
i can’t be the only one who gets a little peeved when they see people who are english/english education/etc majors who make common spelling/grammatical errors frequently
Jan 19th
2 notes
my sister hates my cat and keeps complaining about her shut the fuck up and move out you’re 29 years old you stupid bitch
Jan 19th
2 notes
Jan 19th
42,769 notes
Jan 19th
54 notes
Jan 19th
4 notes
1 tag
what’s so bad about soup and pipes
Jan 18th
3 notes
Jan 18th
2,693 notes
Jan 18th
2,398 notes
Jan 18th
49 notes
Today is going to be the worst day ever everything sucks and I hope to die
Jan 18th
1 note
Jan 18th
4 notes
I wonder if people have ever taken a picture with me “accidentally” in the background because they thought I was ridiculous in some fashion or outstandingly unattractive
Jan 18th
If I could put this in a read more I would but I can’t on my phone!!!! This is going to be a bad week! I have an English paper to type and shopping to do and I got my period today and what really makes it the worst is all the shit I have to do for competition this week. Unbelievable oh my god it’s all due Friday and I have so much work to do not even just for my web site but for my...
Jan 18th
Jan 18th
3,386 notes
Jan 18th
12,279 notes
Jan 18th
276 notes
Jan 18th
41 notes
marththebland: the ILLiad, by homey
Jan 18th
28 notes
Jan 17th
1,507 notes
2 tags
Jan 17th
7,800 notes
american football makes me feel like it’s summer but then i realize i am wrapped in a blanket and typing a paper about hamlet that’s due tomorrow
Jan 17th
2 notes
Jan 17th
1,391 notes